"#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) - Shakespeare."

Bug? That's not a bug, that's a feature. -T. John Wendel

The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH'. -Weinberg, p.152

On a clear disk you can seek forever. -Computerworld button

I write all my critical routines in assembler, and my comedy routines in FORTRAN. -Anonymous

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. -Dykstra

"#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) - Shakespeare."

"Real programmers use: COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE"

Logic: The art of being wrong with confidence...

To iterate is human; to recurse, divine.

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0

Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can't be fixed...

Microwave: Signal from a friendly micro...

Nostalgia: The good old days multiplied by a bad memory...