It said, "Insert disk #3," but only two will fit!

Hex dump: Where witches put used curses...

Never violate the Prime Directory! C:
Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once...

Maniac: An early computer built by nuts...

Stack Error: Lost on a cluttered desk...

Stack Overflow: Too many pancakes...

Life would be much easier if I had the source code.

Capt'n! The spellchecker kinna take this abuse!

C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files.

ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS.

How do I set my laser printer on stun?

"Today's subliminal thought is:"

'Calm down -- it's only ones and zeros.'

'.... now touch these wires to your tongue!'

Computer analyst to programmer: "You start coding. I'll go find out what they want."

According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.

It said, "Insert disk #3," but only two will fit!

RAM DISK is not an installation procedure!

Computers are only human.

This time it will surely run.

I just found the last bug.

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

It's redundant! It's redundant! -R. E. Dundant