Coming soon: "WhoCarez", the world's first
Taoist programming language! See for yourself:
DO WHILE YOU FEEL IT'S WORTHWHILE
ADD X TO Y
OR
SUBTRACT X FROM Y
OR
WHATEVER
CALL DisregardResults
CALL ItIsn'tImportantAnyway
CALL PonderUniversalTruths
ASSIGN CosmicBalance = YES
OR
PERHAPS NOT
END DO (UNLESS YOU DON'T WANT TO)

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